is no one going to talk about the fact that nicolas cage could have played tony stark?
HA. I already knew what JARVIS stood for.
AND I AM SORRY. NICOLAS CAGE AND TOM CRUISE COULD NEVER BE TONY STARK. ONLY ROBERT DOWNEY JR CAN BE TONY STARK. HE IS TONY STARK.
IMAGINE NICOLAS CAGE THOUGH
“Tony, where are you going?”
“I’m going to steal it. I’m going to steal the Declaration of Independence.”
Brother, you are drunk and making a fool of yourself. Please come home.
Notice the transition from RDJ to Tony Stark
((How many books can he /hold/ in one hand?!))
OH MY GOD.
I can only grab three books with one hand
He grabs, like, 567858656454 books with one hand.
The size of his hands make me think about the size of his penis.
What about it, Ben?
“FUCK YOU, I’M IRON MAN.”
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